Friday, December 5, 2008

Tis the season to be cheating



Husbands and wives better watch out this holiday season. It's holiday office party time which is a popular playground for those with cheating hearts and lusty hormones. A recent survey of nearly 1,200 employees at a condom manufacturer discovered that nearly half of those surveyed would have sex with a co-worker at a holiday office party if the opportunity presented itself.

The survey left out an important question…how many would cheat if they knew they wouldn’t get caught?

The end of the year is the season of cheating, according to some private investigators.

Throw in some lust, liquor, drugs and a little holiday cheer and you have the perfect setting for someone to cheat on their spouse.

Also, if they get caught, they can just say it was the liquor talking and that they got caught up in the moment.

If you are suspicious of your spouse having an office romance, you should make it a point to attend any holiday parties with your significant other.

Do not accept no for an answer if your partner tries to dissuade you with comments like “its staff only” or “you won’t have any fun since you won’t know anyone.” You can respond with “Great, you can introduce me to your co-workers and I will know someone.”

A suspicious spouse should definitely attend if they think their cavorting Romeo or Juliet may be doing some hanky panky with a boss or a co-worker.

You can watch your partner’s interaction with other co-workers as well as keep their roving eye from wandering to close to someone else. It’s a sure bet that if you attend, your spouse won’t end up in someone else’s bed.


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