If your shopping cart could talk, what would it say? By peeking into a shopping cart, you can learn much about someone’s lifestyle. For instance, I once observed a shopper unload a cart jam-packed with Hot Pockets and red pop. I think it’s fair to assume he wasn't planning an extravagant dinner party.
Here are additional assumptions made from an average shopping cart:
• Bacon: A heart attack in a pack. Nothing like a little bacon to clog your arteries.
• Band aids: Parents of children and teenagers
• Books: Someone who prefers reading over television
• Cereal boxes with cartoon characters: Dentally challenged children
• Crayons, scissors and markers: School age children
• Excedrin or aspirin: Married with children
• Fifty cans of cat food: Crazy cat lady
• Fifty cans of dog food: Either a breeder or someone hoarding dogs
• Financial calculators and Energy drinks: Teenagers
• Frozen meals and/or pizzas: Someone too busy to cook
• No vegetables or salad: Obesity
• Preparation H: Major pain in the butt (literally)
• Prunes or Fiber supplements: Bowel problems
• Ramen Noodles and/or Macaroni and cheese: College student or someone without much cash
• Rogaine: Someone not ready to say goodbye to their hair
• Roses: If it’s not a birthday or anniversary, some poor guy has probably been sleeping on the couch
• Trojans (Not Trojan warriors): Responsible men avoiding premature fatherhood and STD’s
• Twenty packs of toilet paper: Too many kids
• Vegetables and fruit only: Possible PETA member
• Vinegar: Someone who either uses it to clean or still thinks it can be used to beat a drug test
The next time you find yourself bored in a grocery store, why not glance into someone else’s shopping cart? It’s amazing what you can learn about someone by their shopping habits.
Here are additional assumptions made from an average shopping cart:
• Bacon: A heart attack in a pack. Nothing like a little bacon to clog your arteries.
• Band aids: Parents of children and teenagers
• Books: Someone who prefers reading over television
• Cereal boxes with cartoon characters: Dentally challenged children
• Crayons, scissors and markers: School age children
• Excedrin or aspirin: Married with children
• Fifty cans of cat food: Crazy cat lady
• Fifty cans of dog food: Either a breeder or someone hoarding dogs
• Financial calculators and Energy drinks: Teenagers
• Frozen meals and/or pizzas: Someone too busy to cook
• No vegetables or salad: Obesity
• Preparation H: Major pain in the butt (literally)
• Prunes or Fiber supplements: Bowel problems
• Ramen Noodles and/or Macaroni and cheese: College student or someone without much cash
• Rogaine: Someone not ready to say goodbye to their hair
• Roses: If it’s not a birthday or anniversary, some poor guy has probably been sleeping on the couch
• Trojans (Not Trojan warriors): Responsible men avoiding premature fatherhood and STD’s
• Twenty packs of toilet paper: Too many kids
• Vegetables and fruit only: Possible PETA member
• Vinegar: Someone who either uses it to clean or still thinks it can be used to beat a drug test
The next time you find yourself bored in a grocery store, why not glance into someone else’s shopping cart? It’s amazing what you can learn about someone by their shopping habits.
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